"Plastic Laughter"

Plastic laughter in the air
Plastic laughter everywhere
Appease the manager if you can
With laughing gas from Afghanistan

It ain’t funny but you laugh
Like some retarded coked giraffe
Brownie points are on the way
Boost his ego - increase your pay

Secure your spot in his mind’s eye
Freeze that smile - though it’s a lie
Let it loose, let it roll
When he’s gone back into his hole

What a drag it has to be
To laugh at what’s not comedy
Snaps his fingers and there you go
Back into fake plastic laughter mode

Plastic laughter in the air
Plastic laughter everywhere
Appease the manager if you can
With laughing gas from Afghanistan

-Eddie V.

"Woman"

"When God created man He was merely practicing for His true masterpiece...Woman.

Hers was the only vessel worthy enough to bring forth His Son"

-Eddie V.